Friday, September 27, 2013

Manly Up Your Truck Washing Routine

You’re a RAM Truck owner, you own the toughest truck available on the market.  You can use it to haul dirt, tow trailers, load it down full of tools, tailgate football games, and any other awesome manly thing you can think of.

But sometimes you have to use it for transportation on “date night.”  And if you’re not careful going on a date with your wife or girlfriend often means you’ve got to take off your work boots and put on “fancy” clothes, trim up that beard and comb your hair, and even more unthinkable, clean your truck.  Washing the dirt, the proof how hard your RAMs been working can make you feel less like the rogue, tough, lone-wolf that you are and if you’re not careful it can hurt your RAMs feelings (it knows you’re parking it in the movie theatre lot while you go watch a romantic comedy).

Don’t worry, there’s ways to make your truck shine in preparation for a date while feeling as manly as possible.  Here are a few tips courtesy of Monroeville Dodge.
First step, when your RAM sees that bucket of soap and water, it’s likely to get offended.  What’re you gonna do, light some scented candles to go with it?  After all it’s not a Prius, it doesn’t need a bubble bath.   Best way to make it more comfortable, dump in some Tabasco Sauce.  That should make that bubble bath a little more manly.

Now you’ve got your tabasco bubble bath, next step is to make sure you appear manly when you’re scrubbing away.  Perhaps now is a good time to dress like a football player.  And hook up that iPod to blast some Motley Crue, and don’t forget to belch load and often.  You should also scream catch phrases from your favorite action movies.  Now that’s how a man cleans his truck.
Last, but not least, applying wax.  When you inform your RAM that you’re going to wax it, it could get upset, what’s a man without some hair on his legs, or chest, or face… or back… pretty much anywhere except the top of the head.  

Man up the way you wax your truck, try eating some bacon while you do it, or T-Bone steaks, pretty much any meat.  Avoid vegetables and diet drinks at all costs.
These are just a few ways you can make the way you clean your truck more manly.  Do you have some tips on how to man up your car washing routine?  Let us know in the comments below!

If you’re looking for a truck that’s as manly as you are visit Monroeville Dodge at 3633 William Penn Highway in Monroeville, PA or give us a call at 412-856-1700 today!